One of my RWA chaptermates posted this to our loop a while back, and I saved it for a blog post.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point
A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors.”
7. Finish All Your Sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8. Don’t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.
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Whedonverse Quote of the Day:
“Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I’m freaked out and I intend to stay that way.” — Xander, Buffy
October 26th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
This is a hoot, Trish! I love thinking of all the ways I can make people question my sanity.
What’s really sad is I used to work at a fast food place (many years ago) and people actually did pull up to the drive thru and say that they wanted their order to go. LOL. In Accordance With The Prophecy, that is. 
October 27th, 2006 at 8:19 am
LOL, funny. I’m sure at some point I’ve said something equally as goofy though.
October 28th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
That’s only 14? Part of the joke?