In honor of Bones‘ return tonight and my current favorite TV couple-in-the-making, Dr. Temperance Booth and Agent Seeley Booth, here are some fun quotes from the show:

Booth: (gives Tempe a gun) “This is only for self defense.”
Brennan: “What part do I aim for?”
Booth: “Any part that isn’t me.”

Booth: “We call you people squints because they’re always squinting at things.”
Brennan: “You mean people with high IQs and basic reasoning skills?”
Booth: “Yeah.”

Booth: “We’re Scully and Mulder.”
Brennan: “I don’t know what that means.”

Booth (to Brennan): “Use your mutant powers. Just talk people to death.”

Brennan (to Booth): “You’re ordering a prostitute from my cell phone?”

Brennan: “Why would a gang leader cooperate?”
Booth: “I’m going to ask him really, really nicely, Bones.”
Brennan: “You know that book I’m reading about getting along with your co-workers? It says that sarcasm is never helpful. I can lend it to you if you want.”

Booth: “FBI doesn’t have jurisdiction on a golf course.”
Brennan: “Who does?”
Booth: “I don’t know. Try the PGA.”

Booth: “Well, nothing brings people together like a Christmas lung fungus.”

3 Responses to “Booth and Brennan”
  1. Shesawriter says:

    I have been meaning to see this show and I keep forgetting. I heard the sexual tension is great.

  2. Trish Milburn says:

    It is fabulous. The first season is on DVD or available on iTunes.

  3. Marie-Nicole Ryan says:

    You just have to love those two.

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